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Stephfordy Mayo - New ​Mona - Új szenvedés alkonyattól újholdig
"- ​Beléd akarok harapni, Mona. Mélyen beléd akarok harapni. Nem fog fájni, ígérem! Ha tényleg szeretsz, megengeded." Mona Liba, az érzékeny, zárkózott lány attól fél, senki sem ismeri már fel a nagyon mélyen benne rejlő értékeket. Ám minden megváltozik, amikor Spatulába költözik, és megismerkedik a lélegzetelállítóan helyes Luke Warmmal, aki véresen eszi a nyers húst, szupererős és soha nem megy Napra. Lehet, hogy a fiú - teljesen véletlenül - vámpír? (Segítek: tutira az.) Joe Cahontas és indián rockbandája, valamint néhány zombi ugyan bekavar kicsit, de a végén a szerelem mélyen a szívbe mar, a fogak pedig a nyakba. Ez egy zseniálisan vicces paródia, a sajgó rekeszizom garantált. Csak sajnos a történet sokkal izgalmasabb lett, mint az eredeti - hiába, senki nem érhet fel Stephanie Meyerhez.

Stephfordy Mayo - Biss ​zum Abwinken
Hella ​Wahn ist eine blasse und kein bisschen langweilige 17-Jährige, die bezweifelt, dass irgendwer je ihre wahre Schönheit erkennen wird. Doch dann zieht sie nach Spatula und lernt dort Teddy Kelledy kennen. Dieser unglaublich gut aussehende Junge mag nur rohes Fleisch, ist superstark und geht niemals in die Sonne. Könnte er – mal ganz hypothetisch gedacht – eventuell ein Vampir sein? Eine Geschichte von erster Liebe, schmerzhafter Sehnsucht und noch schmerzhafteren spitzen Zähnen.

Stephfordy Mayo - New ​Moan
“Heffa ​Lump is just a typical pale 17-year-old who doubts that anyone will ever see her true beauty and needs to grow up and get a life. Fortunately, the Spatula Academy of Fictional Excellence specializes in helping characters from kids’ books cross over into adult fiction. Unfortunately, she’s distracted from her attempts to leave adolescence behind when she meets Teddy Kelledy, an impossibly gorgeous boy who eats rare meat, is super-strong, and never goes out in daylight. Could he just maybe be a vampire? (Hint: totally.) Soon, Heffa finds herself harassed by supernatural forces on all sides: Will she be able to narrate herself out of danger? Will Teddy learn that being with a girl doesn’t always have to be about biting? And what will happen when the New Moan rises? A tale of first love, painful longing, and even more painful pointy teeth, New Moan is a hilarious parody of the phenomenon that is Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight saga.”

Stephfordy Mayo - Breaking ​Yawn
Picking ​up where bestselling parody New Moan left off, this hotly anticipated sequel spans the last two books in the Twilight series, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn Heffa Lump is still living at home in Spatula, having graduated from the Spatula Academy of Fictional Excellence, and is looking forward to a life of notoriety as the girlfriend of the fabulously wealthy vampire Teddy Kelledy. Still desperate for fame, Heffa considers entering Undead's Got Talent, judged in part by the fearsome Vindicti; the only problem is, she's not a member of the undead - yet. Torn between becoming a vampire or staying human, she soon realizes that hers and Teddy's love story is so amazing that it alone could make them both famous. As her plans for fame become more elaborate, she graciously allows Teddy to give her a blinging engagement ring and the society wedding of the season, with as much coverage and corporate sponsorship as possible. However, the course of true love and Heffa's frenzied rise to fame is threatened by The Vindicti, who want to make sure that the Kelledys' incredible celebrity power is under their control. Will Heffa ever get fame, fangs, and a fabulously famous family? Will Teddy get the wedding night he lusts after? Hilarious, witty, and intelligent, this is the ideal gift for anyone who loves - or hates - Twilight!